The Squirrel Enquirer - Without doubt this probably raises a level of skepticism in many eyes. As the old distasteful human saying goes, "what good are squirrels unless used for target practise?" Sadly, with the recent surge of media scandals and squirrel extermination runs this has come to be the view of a good many humans living in our vast and plenteous world today.
It is the hope of me and my romantic squirrel-friend, Marie, that we will be able to provide some level of saneness and balance to this unstable universe that we all are a part of. It is our goal to show you that love can still hold strong in the midst of pellet guns, cars, and various city predators and we pray that this blog will be a deep inspiration to those of you who live lives of this similarity.
It is our highest hope that you will not take offence to this site and that you will consider us allies rather then foes. We are not here to be pains in the tail but rather are just here to give you an inside look at how it looks and feels to be a squirrel; not just any old country squirrel but a real intelligent city squirrel.
With as much manliness as a squirrel can muster,
Cambrian
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