For those of you dimwits who have yet to hear, the mayor of Montreal has issued a warning to the city fire stations that have done what he has called "an act of vandalism." What did these fire stations do to invoke such a stir? They painted their fire stations red, white, and blue to match the colours of the local hockey team (which happen to the be the FIRST PLACE Montreal Canadiens who are going all the way to the Stanley Cup finals! - being a highly renowned news source, the SE shows no bias or partiality to any particular NHL organization or franchise and is not responsible for any feelings of anger, rage, or anxiety that may occur to our viewers). As a result the mayor has issued as statement resenting this brave act of patriotism and has ordered a city paint scraping crew to erase all paint and "graffiti" off all local fire stations and will bill the fire company for the charges. "I have Habs fever, but I don't put graffiti or paint in the windows of my house," he told reporters Thursday while announcing new initiatives to fight graffiti."
Hm, some people have no sense of humour. (NOTE: He must be a separatist)
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