Unimpo...er... Important Announcement

I'm taking Marie to the annual Squirrel Ball Banquet (In case you were wondering, yes this has something to do with putting her in the hospital for a week. Its one of those "make ammends" promises - no offense Marie). My only prayer is that it is very short and there is no dancing involved. Oh its not that I'm not an expert dancer - I am - but it is not my personal fortee (or something like that word). And besides, I like to get back in good time to play hockey with the other squirrels in the daily evening hockey game at 10:00 PM. Of course Marie will probably get very mad and throw something at me when she reads this post but what can I say? Female squirrels just expect entirerly too much out of us male squirrels and so why should we always take the brunt of their verbal yellings?