Sunday, January 20, 2008

Pay Attention People!

Okay, let me break this sign down in as great a detail as I possibly can so that there will be no misinterpretation in the future! Note big squirrel on left and little baby squirrel on right. Got that? Okay, now notice bright yellow sign with the words "Squirrel Xing" on it. This too hard to remember? Okay, now that you've got this down, try to remember this last detail - When you see a sign like this it means that there are - yep, you guessed it - squirrels around! Go figure!
Now, answer me this simple question. Why did my great Uncle Mickey just get run over on one of these crossings this past week? Its because inconsiderate, dinkleheaded humans have no care about the rights of the smaller species in the world! We have the right to cross the street to you know. Show some consideration!

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